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Can a large dose of laxative lead to haemorrhagic diarrhoea?
I work at a hotel. Every year we host a law firm's general meeting & dinner dance. They're an orrible bunch: rude, act like they own the place, threaten to sue if we don't bring em enough rolls.
This year I'd had it with em so I dosed the lobster bisque with TurboLax. A lot of it!
Laugh? One of the partners crapped himself on stage during an intensely boring speech on attachment of martial assets. The only thing happening on the dance floor was The Bombay Quickstep. The bogs were jammed resulting in a few hmmm hmm little accidents (including the financial controller who was wearing a light beige suit; his wife nearly beat him to death with her handbag.)
Thing is, one of em's gone down with, according to the letter the firm's sent the head chef, something called "haemorrhagic diarrhoea".
Did I cause this? I'm a bit worried because of the freakin obvious consequences of a hotel waiter getting sued by one of the capitals largest law firms!
Of course it canlead to haemorrhagic diarrhoea!!
As much of a joke it was for you , you could of killed one of them with an overdose!
Your lucky your not in jail for MURDER!!
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