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Tell me the funniest yo mama jokes. Listed below are some good ones. Tell me a very funny yo mama joke!!!?
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat, Bill Gates couldn't offord her fat.
Yo mama's so black, and her teeth are so yellow, that she look like a Pittsburg Steelers helmet!
Yo mama's so poor, when I opened the door of her house, I hit her while she was sleeping with the door.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the wet floor sign in the bathroom, she did.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
Yo mama's so fat, when I saw her walking down the street with a pig under her arm, I asked her where she got it, the pig said he one it in a raffle.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her kick a can down a road and asked her what she was doing, she said she was moving.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs down the road in a yellow rainjacket, the kids at their bus stop yell, "Wait come back!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when a cop pulled her over he gave her a ticket for having a F%@#&^ up grill.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hops on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped out of bed, she broke the Richter Scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house!
I got more but I think I put enough.
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