Stage Lighting And Effects Equipment

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My tree hut was on this hill in the distance.This ole coffin dodger (pic) gave me his hat for sending his 93 yr old wife into a frenzy for a laugh by setting my ferrets loose in her bed. I spray painted my hat yellow as camouflage in the fields when aliens come and try to take me in their machines somewhere or try to make them circle things. Well? apart from that mean wench in the last answers is it a hope I will get back here and rebuild my tree hut? Or does anyone know any Cistercian Monks with credit cards? How can I grow a massive beard to not look Japanese?. I hate noodles!The wheels are falling of my shopping trolley.Whoever gets me home can have the pound coin out of it !!